So to reiterate that all parents suck at their job, these are the very real things that have happened in the hour that it has taken me to try and set up this blog. The toddler hit the baby in the face. Said baby nearly succeeded in falling out of his high chair (yes I know what high chair straps are, and no they don’t hold the beast in). The same walking baby now out of his high chair, opened the screen door and decided to take a walk in the backyard. Thank goodness no dog poop was stepped in 😱 So to reiterate, we all suck at parenting.